I still miss him, I miss him, I’m missing him.

The only normal people you know are the ones you don’t know very well.

Life is a mirror and will reflect back to the thinker what he thinks into it.

When I drink alcohol.. Everyone says I’m alcoholic. But. When I drink Fanta.. No one says I’m fantastic.

Why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body.

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?

Anyone else sit on the toilet and play with their phone until you realized you have been finished 10 minutes ago?

Justin Bieber was arrested this morning for using men’s toilet.

Money can’t buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing.

I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.

The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.

The annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you’re watching.

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